jayneycake:

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My kitty


Right, this pic has prompted it, I’m buying the boots I wanted the other day tomorrow. I NEED them in my life, I live in Britain ffs!
No choice!

Right, this pic has prompted it, I’m buying the boots I wanted the other day tomorrow. I NEED them in my life, I live in Britain ffs!

No choice!



It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas


UGH HOW PERFECT IS THIS BEAUTIFUL RUNNER GIRL
I WANT TO LOOK LIKE HER.
NOTABLY MY JOGGERS WERE LOOSER TODAY, AND THEY ARE NEVA LOOSE, NEVER! 
WOOP

UGH HOW PERFECT IS THIS BEAUTIFUL RUNNER GIRL

I WANT TO LOOK LIKE HER.

NOTABLY MY JOGGERS WERE LOOSER TODAY, AND THEY ARE NEVA LOOSE, NEVER! 

WOOP

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FUCKSAKE WHY DON’T YOU PEOPLE READ MY FUCKING LINKS?! THAT’S ALL I WANT, FUCK THE I WNA LOOK LIKE THIS WHEN I’M SKINNY PIC, GIVE MY LINKS SOME FUCKING NOTES!!!!!!!



Thought process whilst jogging past a hot jogging guy:

Day time: OMG TENSE EVERYTHING so you don't jiggle, I can feel the jiggle, TENSE MORE, get ready to smile and nod as you go past, DON'T SMILE LIKE A CREEPER, there is nothing on him that jiggles, his hair is perfect, WHY ARE WE JOGGING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS? We could be soul mates, OMG WHY is there is so much sweat on me! HE SMILED!!!! HE SMILED!!...........Ok stop looking backwards at his butt, you will run into something, literally!!
Night time: RAPIST!! RAPIST!! RUN FASTER THEN YOU EVER HAVE IN YOUR LIFE!
THIS IS ME ALL OVER!!!!! <3

I always get reblogs but I NEVER get responses in my ask box. Thanks guys :( meow